Noun: The sound created by someone learning a new (particularly brass, string, or woodwind) instrument; halfway between a squawk and a honk.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
Verb: Typically preceding the ability to "practice" an instrument.
"She tried to play middle C, but all she got was a squonk."
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
"I used to be a good saxophonist, but now all I can do is squonk."
"The neighbors' kid squonked on that trumpet all afternoon!"
"Will that squonking never cease?"
by Rozax July 9, 2013
by oz May 23, 2003
by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019
by Not Artemis Black! August 23, 2023
Performed by a woman after an unprotected clunge-plunging session. The act of firing out the man's splooge from their vertical smile using the vaginal muscle contraction. Not recommended by those seeking pregnancy.
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
Also: Squonking; Squonked; Squonks; Squonkette
*Are you going to squonk it out when I'm done?
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
*That lassy loves Squonking over the bog after a good session.
*Family planning, no need, she's a Squonker.
*That little cowbag Squonked all over my creme carpet.
*After boning, she always Squonks it out into her hand.
*Watch her with your bedsheets, she's a right little Squonkette.
by 5iWa September 11, 2010
by leslieknope May 15, 2014