squint

The level one is at after getting lank fucked, usually off booze and bong, and is struggling to keep his eyes from squinting.

"Fuck bru, last night we got so fucked and after that joint I was squinting so hard. But you were also lank squint bru.

by Rob Michaels May 16, 2006

Squints

The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"

Come on squints we got a case!

by gleekgirl97 September 16, 2010

Squint

A person who only ventures outside their room for compulsory activity or food. Generally wears green clothing and doesn't lift.

Hey Parker, check out that massive squint Waldon over there

by Academy Dictionary April 18, 2013

squint squint

That vice grip tight pussy, that your favorite ice cream good good pussy, that straight Hiroshima bomb pussy. Straight from the heavens type pussy, God's best work.

"Bro I think I'm bout to cuff shawty she got that squint squint "

by ChrisWest July 14, 2019

squinted

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

by squincy May 25, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

squinted

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

by kstan34 July 17, 2010