spunked 

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

spunked by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

scrunked 

To be high as mess

Me: "Bro, I just got to Africa tonight and I'm already scrunked af"
Bro: "Broooooo"
Me: "Bro"

scrunked by Drycanfood June 10, 2017

Spunked Yourself 

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

Spunked Yourself by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunked up 

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

Spunked up by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

strunked

To get severely owned or worked.

Man, Justin just got really strunked by that guy.

strunked by Ericsbk April 3, 2008

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

splunked by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Shrunked 

Stoned and drunk

He's shrunked! He's stoned and drunk.

Shrunked by DazudoPlayer July 19, 2012