Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload 

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload by YAWA June 22, 2019

Spousal Obligation

The responsibility of having to please (sexually) one's spouse/ girlfriend/ boyfriend even if one is not in the mood.

I have to be home early tonight, I have my spousal obligation which I have been putting off for days.

Spousal Obligation by OhSoSpecial January 22, 2010

spousal install 

When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.

Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."

spousal install by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011

Spousal fee 

1. That obligatory thing you have to do so your s/o know you still love them.

Athena: hey you coming out tonight?
Toni: nah I can’t

Athena: lame
Toni: gotta spend time with the hubs. Paying that spousal fee 🙄

Athena: cant you just suck his dick and call it good? Find a way!
Toni: he’d need like 4 so no

Gf posts pic on insta
Me: better comment so she don’t flip (aka spousal fee)

2. When you get downgraded because you in trouble

Example: had plans to eat at In ‘n Out but I pissed him off so now we at McDonald’s.

“Spousal fee is gonna be high if we tryna hit up Amsterdam this weekend.”

Spousal fee by Pinkie_high October 1, 2018

spousal abuse 

the act of using the media, such as youtube, to ruin a spouse's reputation...

Dude 1: Tricia Walsh Smith has been ordered to leave her New York home...
Dude 2:Yeah! I hearded that the videos she posted on youtube about her husband amounted to "spousal abuse"...

spousal abuse by Marcos Blvd August 20, 2008

Spousal Sprawl 

This is where a husband will use up something from its rightful place and the second that the space is open, a wife will fill it with something else.. I use my last can of soup - wallah! cake mix takes its place! Where was the spot for the cake mix before? Why ...does it need to be placed where the soup is supposed to be??? This works with anything in the house.

I no longer have a place to put any of my stuff due to spousal sprawl.

Spousal Sprawl by frustrated husband December 18, 2009

spousal neglect 

When your husband/wife will not feed you or keep you warm knowing that you are cold as hell at the moment !!

Don’t Get You A Chynia cause she won’t feed you and will push you away if you are cold at the moment now that’s spousal neglect.

spousal neglect by Spousal Neglect January 8, 2021