When you hate someone or hate something they do and want to purposely upset them. Also doing the opposite of what someone wants purely for the fun of it. Like that one time that I took a shower in under a minute because my mom refused to tell my friend that I was taking a shower and instead wanted to let him leave.

I live purely out of spite for the people who want me dead. Like myself.

Spite by skull-eater April 25, 2023

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Spite

No. YOU are a retard and you though I was talking about YOU so YOU are doing this.

Hym "Nooooo. It wasn't spite. You weren't even a factor. You still aren't a factor. You though I was talking about YOU because you have an inflated sense of existential importance and now you have to scramble to figure out how you justify steal a revenge that isn't even owed to the retard I was actually talking about AND how you are going to get me to not murder some poor slobs kid so you can pretend to not be inferior to someone you are clearly inferior than. No amount of media aggrandizement is going to change the fact that YOU THOUGH YOU WERE DOING SOMETHING YOU WEREN'T and you THOUGHT you were something you were not."

Spite by Hym Iam November 28, 2024

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Spite Monkey Attack

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.

What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.

Spite Monkey Attack by AKACroatalin August 10, 2016

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Spite Monkey Sunday

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.

“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”

Spite Monkey Sunday by AKACroatalin April 27, 2015

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