a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.
how to spot a "so cal assassin":
-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious
-a lot of tattooed losers driving them
-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind
-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.
how to spot a "so cal assassin":
-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious
-a lot of tattooed losers driving them
-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind
-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.
girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?
girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.
girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.
by ahemmmmm October 9, 2008
Great affection for the good things to love about Southern California. Also the name of a designer clothing consignment boutique that donates a part of proceeds to animal welfare organizations in California.
So Cal Love is experienced when you recognize all of the good in Southern California. A state of being. The So Cal Love Boutique brings two great things about California as one...designer consignment and So Cal's Love for animals.
by Idea Analyst November 18, 2010
So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
by YoursTruly503 January 16, 2013
At one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.Most recognized by their black jerseys and the iron cross that graced the front of their chest. So-Cal was founded by Ralphie Nava of San Fernando Ca. Began as an all pump team run by Angelo Nava in ealry 2003 but later expanded into the NPPL. So-Cal was a spring board for many of the players to move up the ladder in rankings. The So-Cal teams produced players that have been rostered on such Pro teams as San Diego Dynasty, San Diego Aftermath and Reds Sedition. Other teams that carried members of the So-Cal Family were the Vatos Locos, La Faction, La Exodus and La Exodus Kids. So-Cal Paintball Factory has traveled and played in many tournaments ranging from Florida to Hawaii.
So-Cal Paintball Factory at one time was one of hottest paintball teams coming out of Southern Califonia between 2003-2005.
by Steven661 December 6, 2007
A male any where from the age of 14-55 that lives in Southern California or pretends to live there. These individuals carry themselves as whiny little bitch boys. Most are easy to spot or diagnose. Reason being: they are usually spotted in Ambercorbie and Fitch or garments border-line oriented with homosexuals. He usually is found with a British friend or an excessively tattooed or pierced female. Most are obsessed with themselves and/or persona and usually take angled photos of themselves on there blackberry
Person 1: "OMG! it is so cold. I need to get my Ed Hardy hoodie."
Person 2: "Yeah, def..... but the prius is so far away"
Pittsburgh Native: "yinz r bunch of SO CAL WUS BAGS!!!
Person 2: "Yeah, def..... but the prius is so far away"
Pittsburgh Native: "yinz r bunch of SO CAL WUS BAGS!!!
by City or Champions September 21, 2009
Lifted trucks often diesel fueled trucks that bro's drive. These trucks often are chevy's with 9 inch lift's or more.
Guy 1: Hey man did you see those bro's smoke us out in their So-Cal trucks?
Guy 2: Yeah what a bunch of dicks..
Guy 2: Yeah what a bunch of dicks..
by zackphx March 3, 2011
A group of blond girls “T-hood, J-hood and Rev Rin” known to be the life of all parties in the Southern California area, mainly but not limited to the OC beach and South Bay beach.
When you see these girls it is best to line up shots and enjoy the night, if during a weekday be prepared to use one of your sick days at work.
When you see these girls it is best to line up shots and enjoy the night, if during a weekday be prepared to use one of your sick days at work.
by Adam MFB August 27, 2009