Snum

clit ring

When did you get that snum?

by Biggity Banksta November 9, 2003

Snum

When an individual sneezes so hard they cum

Man my allergies are rough this year, I snummed my pants

by B00tybutta August 18, 2023

Snum

Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.

You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.

by Professor Willapong September 27, 2012

Snum

When you cum and sneeze at the same time and get cum all over the place.

Oh shit Jack, I just snumed! How will I ever clean this up?

by BronerAlert October 17, 2015

snum

Sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Hachaaaaa aaaa ah oh my goddddd I just snummed so harddd.

by snumdring May 2, 2020

Snum

A portmanteau of the words "snake" and "mum," meaning the mother of a snake, or any woman who has adopted a pet snake.

"I just adopted a boa," Enid said, "I can't believe it, I'm a snum now!"

by Snek dude April 17, 2018

Snum

A female snake owner, a shortened version of "snake mum."

Person 1: I heard she's a snum.
Person 2: Nice, I'll send her the next snek meme I see.

by Snek Keeper April 17, 2018