snard

Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.

When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.

by dogsmuts April 14, 2008

snard

An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"

Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.

by Steve Golden July 7, 2006

snard

When you wipe a booger on someone.

I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.

by DW Dawg April 11, 2009

snard

Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard

Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.

by SimplyFigs August 8, 2011

Snard

A smelly nard

Stu left a Snard in the toilet

by Nardsurvivor May 1, 2022

Snard

Snot slash drool.

I'm not getting in your car cause there's dog hair all over the seats and snard on the windows.

by MsDrx0n September 30, 2022

Snarded

A combination of 2 words
Sneezed and Farded.
there's also: Snard, Snarding

Friend: WTF I JUST SNEEZED AND FARDED
Me: SNARDED

by Shylo was here :3 December 3, 2022