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A person who farts in the bathtub then concentrates on biting the bubbles...
That snard is like KSTI (king shit from turd island).
He thinks his shit doesn't stink but his farts give him away.
snard by policeman 99 January 26, 2012
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Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.
When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.
snard by dogsmuts April 14, 2008
An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"
Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.
snard by Steve Golden July 7, 2006
A pretentious, douchey asshole. Usually a cis man. The manbaby kind, bonus points for accuracy to the definition if their sense of humour is borderline or downright over the top offensive.
"Just because ___ is a fucking Snard doesn't mean you have to listen to what they say!"
Snard by tictaczigzag November 6, 2017
I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.
snard by DW Dawg April 10, 2009
Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard
Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.
snard by SimplyFigs August 11, 2011