snard 

that snow booger of snow that accumulates in the wheel well of your car in the winter.

"Hey Joe, could you kick that snard off my tire?"

snard by CraigH November 30, 2005

snard 

A person who farts in the bathtub then concentrates on biting the bubbles...

That snard is like KSTI (king shit from turd island).
He thinks his shit doesn't stink but his farts give him away.

snard by policeman 99 January 26, 2012

snard 

Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.

When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.

snard by dogsmuts April 14, 2008

snard 

An eccentric person of the upper class, or a person who dresses and speeks as if he is an English college professor
i.e. in "full tweeds"

Ralph, who never appears in public in anything except Harris tweed, is a perfect snard.

snard by Steve Golden July 7, 2006

Snard 

A pretentious, douchey asshole. Usually a cis man. The manbaby kind, bonus points for accuracy to the definition if their sense of humour is borderline or downright over the top offensive.

"Just because ___ is a fucking Snard doesn't mean you have to listen to what they say!"

Snard by tictaczigzag November 6, 2017

snard 

When you wipe a booger on someone.

I snarded the steering wheel of your Mom's Benz.

snard by DW Dawg April 10, 2009

snard 

Snails that mock you by destroying your yard - no matter what you do to kill or contain them. Snail+yard

Dang Snards!Nothing I do can control them.

snard by SimplyFigs August 11, 2011