Smudgy mermaid

A smudgy mermaid is a female version of the comical practical joke of tea bagging.

A fudgy smudgy mermaid is where the woman in question has wiped ass to V then performed said act.

Jake: Hey liam, mercer was so horny last night she gave me a smudgy mermaid.

by Chuck_beaver February 11, 2011

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

Smudgy

Taking a shit and freeze it. Once frozen slide into a condom, tie the end off and then fuck your sexual partner with it.

This chick i met the other night was so kinky, she even let me smudgy her.

by Shooter Mc March 31, 2020

Smudgies

The name of a mega chad, what more could be said he’s just a absolute chad who is super cool bro no cap on jah

Bro smudgies is so cool

by BroGuyManBroFam May 24, 2020

Smudgies

Usually the discord, Xbox or any online name of a mega chad, usually has a massive horse cock, the coolest person you will meet because he is such a mega chad cool guy

Bro bro no way bro smudgies is such a chad who’s so cool bro no cap

by BroGuyManBroFam May 24, 2020