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Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
SMS by Swag Master Cloud February 20, 2011
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shit myself
past tense: shat myself

when you get so excited you shit yourself
girl 1: omaygawd that guy is so hot
girl 2: i know right!
girl 1: i just totally shat myself
girl 2: haha omg hashtag sms
sms by legitthough November 9, 2013
Sudden Messaging Syndrome. This debilitating disease begins shortly after receiving one's first moblie phone. The sufferer is completely unable to perform ordinary tasks or social activities. People with SMS typically can text very quickly, because they spend their whole day doing so. SMS can easily lead to becoming broke, since the phone bills SMS sufferers get can total into the thousands.
Greg: Why does Bob never go out anymore?
Tom: Aww, man! he's got SMS. :(
SMS by ontheislandwhereyougo September 11, 2009
SMS is the abbreviation for the phrase "suck my sack."
This term was coined by BLACK1_0.
Tek: ooh, get tekt black!
Black: SMS
SMS by MackinCheese October 23, 2014
An acronym for short message service, the thing that allows you to text on your phone.
Why would I waste breath with a stupid acronym like SMS when "text" is more concise?
SMS by Colder September 29, 2011