Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

Papi Smeef

The Opposite of Papa Smurf, he is a cool guy and a real ladies man and has a lot of friends. He also has big pee pee

Papi Smeef is so much better than Papa Smurf and Evan Clark

by Papi Smeef October 2, 2018

Smeef

To move in a sneaky and creepy manner with malice in mind.

I was smeefing around this guys base in rust, while he was inside doing charlie work.

by slarx March 25, 2021

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex April 12, 2016

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 March 23, 2016

Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

by White People Should Die June 23, 2018

Smeef

A vape

Hey can I see your smeef?

by CMS.inc April 9, 2021