Smartphone 

A cellphone(usually flat and with a touchscreen) which is basically a small, less powerful computer that can fit in your pocket. Used for things like the Internet and for work but also for entertainment in apps such as "Angry Birds" or "Candy Crush"

Jake: Where were you yesterday?
Jack:Uhhh...the gym
Yesterday...
*on smartphone*DAMN YOU GREEN PIGS!

Smartphone by Controlfreak October 25, 2014

Smartphone Cruising 

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).

George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!

Smartphone Cruising by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010

smartphone pinky 

when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone

John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!

Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....

John D.: sounds like a personal problem!

smartphone pinky by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013

smartphobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

smartphobe by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

Smartphone 

The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your own."

As of yet, the only recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong dosage of media bullshit.

Media: "Buy this new Smartphone and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"

Mainstream Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"

OR

Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone is dead. Can I borrow yours to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"

Smartperson: "No. I don't have a Smartphone. I have a D500..."

Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone Stolen*

Smartphone by Fender137 November 13, 2011

smartphowned 

To be or get pwnd by your smartphone, or made to look stupid or otherwise inappropriate or n00b-like by the auto-correct or some other function of your smartphone..

OMG, I texted my mom last night to ask if she was making her wonderful shaved pork for dinner, the damn autocorrect changed it to shaved pussy! I hate getting smartphowned!

smartphowned by SiGN me in June 9, 2011

Smartphone 

Those useless devices that many people at your school have. Chances are, you probably have one too. There are people without such devices, like the one who wrote the definition. People that own a cell phone often look down at it and just scroll and scroll and scroll. They rarely have real conversation. That, my friend, is called a smartphone zombie.

Person with smartphone: Why don't you have a phone?
Phoneless person with sane mind: I don't want to be looking down at it constantly like a zombie. That's why.

Smartphone by Definition4975 March 6, 2019