The latest "must-have" gadget in the infinitely expanding world of pointless, over-priced gadgets. It has been scientifically proven
that simply owning a Smartphone will improve your
quality of life by 300%. Failure to purchase a Smartphone may result in the development of a condition known as "Having a mind of your
As of yet, the only
recorded treatment for this condition is a regular, strong
dosage of media bullshit.
Media: "Buy this new Smartphone
and a whole new world of possibilities will open up to you!"Mainstream
Sucker: "OMG. I just gotta have
that. Now I can update my Facebook status anywhere!"
Pretentious Fucker: *In A Nightclub* "Hey, my Smartphone
is dead. Can I borrow yours
to update my Facebook on how much fun I'm having?"
Smartperson: "No. I don't have
. I have
Pretentious Fucker: *Leaves Nightclub And Is Consequently Stabbed And Smartphone