A girl that isn’t cute enough to fuck, so you settle for a blow job
Man, that girl was way too ugly to smash, definitely just a slobster.
by All_American_Rich July 16, 2018
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"Hey you're the new slobster right?"
"Yeah now where's the children"
"Frick"
by hslave2 March 21, 2018
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