by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.
by the resourceful five March 24, 2011
1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
by Argyle4Brkfst November 28, 2008
by Mygearisdown December 7, 2010
A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
by danielishot January 25, 2023
When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019