shmoo

a squash shaped critter that tastes like chicken.

Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose.

by tomoko July 31, 2003

shmoo

having more than one of the same fruit

a shmoo of tangerines.

by roflitspaige February 11, 2007

shmoo

an interjection used when a situation is only mild in it's effect

Jack: We're late for the movie. Shmoo.

by Sqwerly July 30, 2003

shmoo

Shmoo is a slang term for crystal meth that originated in the southeast Texas region around 2001-2002.

Shmoo is also used to define the product used to cut ice/glass/crystal meth.

the phone rings, and you pick up and hear "Where is the shmoo?" or your friend says "My dope is full of shmoo"

by Bully Seaman June 9, 2008

shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

by sunburned January 29, 2005

Shmooing

Ejaculating on ones partner or self, and comparing the shape of the goo to the 1970's cartoon character "The Shmoo".

Girlfriend "I can't believe you just shot your load on my stomach"

Boyfriend "Sorry, I should have warned you.. wait.. does that look like...??"

Girlfriend "Why Yes!! It looks like The Shmoo! Shmooing with you is the best!"

by galactifish July 27, 2011

Shmoo

A shmoo is a hairless cat usually chronically obese and often for the female shmees, they have quite severely saggy breasts. They are evil and attack baby pugs but they love sashays and peas. They lick butter and are VERY yeasty. They will attack prey that is in its most vulnerable state especially if their prey's name is Fletcher. They flock to Tahnees and often hide in washing machines or dressing gowns. They go by many names some of these include:
- Mama yeasty
- Sweaty lil' yeasty mama
- Mamma sooge
- The smoo
- Shmoopy
- Edna
- Shoopa
- Shmooples
- You stupid evil tiny satan what the hell are you doing?!

The shmoo is a light pink creature and beware if you ever deny it food. It's beautifully sinister manipulation tactics to get prey to provide them food is far greater than that of the creepy llama!

Kai: Man! Your cat is obese and SO yeasty!
Adelaide: Yeah of course, she's a shmoo.

by DONTCALLMEPEANUT June 4, 2021