Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

by William Bradford II September 4, 2009

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

by Hucked88 February 13, 2008

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

Drinking in excess of 15 beers, shots and or mixed drinks; in turn becoming highly inebriated. Which may cause actions one will tend to regret

Man I was shmammered last night, I actually weighed the pros and cons of having sex with a girl that has herpes. The pros won..

by Lenord Harris October 12, 2009

by Pat O'Brien Jr. February 19, 2009

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009