by Mover December 4, 2004
Disease caused by being too sexy. Brought into the world by Jon Shields and fwuann. See dysexyammic.
by Boris Elsid August 1, 2003
Sexlexia:
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.
EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.
Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!
The inability to pay attention to anything while have sex. The side effect of this is forcing you to put all your attention on the task at hand, while at the same time pleasing women in ways they never knew existed, and leaving them longing for more.
EX: not being able to watch TV, looking around room, and most common reading a book.
Side Note: Miguel and most Mexicans are afflicted by this disease!
Dude1: "Hey did you see the ending of the Sox game?"
Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."
Dude1: "That sucks dude"
Dude2: "W/e"
Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"
Dude2: "No, I turned on the TV, positioned myself so I could sneak peaks while she was riding me, but in the end couldn't pay attention due to my sexlexia..."
Dude1: "That sucks dude"
Dude2: "W/e"
Dude1: "why is your girlfriend looking at you, and why does she have a smile on her face?"
by Migul Ivan August 26, 2008
by ExodusMind March 8, 2018