seward nebraska

Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.

If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.

by Emittill43 January 3, 2021

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Scott seward

Worlds biggest ariana grande Stan!

Omg is that Scott Seward

by Answer from urban dictionary August 31, 2021

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Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.

Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.

by Seward'sDayCheer March 27, 2012

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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

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