Sea Donkey

A polite way to insult an ugly girl.

I rushed on to the bus and took the first open seat and realized I was sitting next to a Sea Donkey.

by FireBoyX August 11, 2010

Sea Donkey

What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!

Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?

by Big Daddy P December 13, 2005

Sea-donkey

A very ugly person

You meet a girl at the club and she's lookin good, then wednesday comes around for your date, and a sea-donkey opens your car door.

by Tre September 18, 2003

Sea-Donkey

A ferocious and terrifying critter that somehow evolved over the span of bajillions of years.

Oh my gosh! A Sea-Donkey! Run for your lives!!!

by The Mayne Event September 25, 2007

Sea Donkey

Someone who claims they are from Hawaii and surf like a champ but never seen in the water surfing.

seaDONKEY: i have surfed all up and down the north shore!!!
Surfer: Want to go surfing?
seaDONKEY: maybe
Surfer: what a sea DONKEY!!!

by MeloWise April 24, 2012

Sea donkey

A sea donkey is very attractive and is agile and quick like a fish but they like donkey's. Sea donkey's can be nice but they can also be hostile(mean). Sea donkeys are very cute or beautiful in alot of ways.

Look at him... He is a sea donkey!!

by Bob banker June 1, 2018

Blue gilled sea donkey

Disgusting fat chick that nobody wants to take home

P1: Gross! look at that fat chick at the bar.
P2: Haha! She's a blue gilled sea donkey

by Anonymous9492349 December 30, 2011