scrud

The scum that accumulates around the buttons on one's phone, keypad or keyboard. Made up primarily of food scraps, dirt, facial sweat or make-up.

Mike handed me his phone to check out a pic of his new dog and the keypad was completely encrusted in scrud.

by heybill May 13, 2013

Scrud

Ross Geller

"You broke Sarah's leg, Scrud"

by Clyde3000 July 31, 2018

Scrud

"Scrud" /sk-rud/ 1. to treat unfairly or harshly.
2. meaning, "idiot" or "retarded" or "stupid."
3. used to describe a person, especially one who is annoying or contemptible.
4. "Scrudsious" meaning someone who is rough or rude,
stern, severe, or cruel.

5. "Scrudent" meaning "incompetent." or "fool."

(Military.) : Poor dumb Charlie can't tell scrud from crotch rot.

"You're such a Scrudent!"
"You're such a Scrud!"
"You Scrudent!"
"That is so Scrudsious!"
"You useless Scrud!"
"Why must you be so Scrudsious?!"

by Goethe S. November 2, 2011

scruds

Underwear, generally of the male variety.

I was so scared I soiled my scruds.

by Noiz October 21, 2004

scrudding

Fucking somebody up their nose.

girl:scrud me im horny
boy:are you sure, i don't think it will fit up there
girl:i can use my snot as a lubricant

boy starts scrudding the girl

by Andyrewpie July 12, 2006

Scrud

Ross geller

Look in the mirror scrud

by Ashton smith November 22, 2018

Scrud

Scrud is a slang term for Cannabis/Marijuana used in the town of Rotherham, UK

You got any scrud to smoke???

This Scrud is very Scrudable!!

This Scrud has got me really stoned!!!

This Scrud is wank!!!

by Baggy 101 October 15, 2009