Sad but mad
"That TV interview where Casey Anthony denied killing her daughter made me SBM"
by IBBishop November 18, 2022
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(Scottish Bitch Makeup Symdrome) Young scottish teen females who sadly dip there faces in a pool of makeup and highlight cheekbones that don’t exist. They also tend to have long flat ironed hair and square sharp eyebrows. Futhermore drown your feed in pouting selfies from a ‘mental’ night out. At the end of it all they go home only to scrape it all off like it’s ice on a windshield. Truly truly sad.
“Oh shit look it’s a SBMS, disgusting” “That’s somebody’s fucking daughter, SBMS heartbreaking” “ Shit run it’s a SBMS”
by Haydawg Ando June 19, 2018
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The mindset of sisters before misters not unlike bros before hoes, but less derogatory in delivery.
Jenny: He played me again.
Tina: SBM hun. To hell with him.
by x&y July 16, 2006
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Surprise Butt Sex!!when some1 gets rubbed my another man!!
wtf i jus got SBM
by fezbux December 21, 2010
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Sound-byte machine. Someone whose speech is a series of soundbites, and weird, yet cool, phrases.

Fred: Dude, you were terrible in the soccer game today.
Jon: Eh, form is temporary; class is permanent.
Fred: Wow Jon, you sod. You are such an SBM
by Fredtheanklebreaker May 11, 2007
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SBM - Shifty Black Man (UK - derogatory term for any person of African descent who hangs about dark alleys late at night). Often either a pimp, dealer, mugger or all three.
Heads up Gaz, there's an SBM following right behind us. Quick, lets duck into this bar.

Yeah, an SBM mugged him last night, took his watch, wallet and K Swiss shoes.

Did you buy any charlie off that SBM last night?
by Davie O April 5, 2007
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a true sbm is when shit bhai unintentionally comes out of ur mouth,from ur heart
bansal did u eat dinner
bansal:no im on a keto diet i ate chips

everyone:SBM(shit bhai moment)
by REDDY ANNA MALLESWARAM August 4, 2022
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