Pronunciation: su-BEEV
A term used to mock 14 year old
white girls when they encounter the post "S(he) be(lie)ve(d)", consisting of the "she believed" referring to a young girl that believed her boyfriend wouldn't cheat on her, and "he lied" referring to the boyfriend that actually cheated. 14 year old
white girls believe that this is a deep way of saying that men may cheat
Sbeve is whatyou get when you don't read the parentheses.
However, the term "Sbeve" became so popular that it was later personified to become an omnipotent force of power, surpassing that of Ricardo. He is loyal, loving, believable, reliable, and everlasting. However, 14 year old
white girls overlook him as a le companion to their lives, as they are annoying brats that want to complain about everything. Sbeve is their best chance.
14 year old white girl: OMG
THIS IS SO SAD
Intellectual: Have you tried... Sbeve?
14 year old white girl: OMG not that meme again
Sbeve: *sad Sbeve noises*
Intellectual: It's ok Sbeve, she's just too dumb to realize your omnipotence