1.)A measurement of length usually regarding to male genetalia. 2.) Avery large penis
Wow that anaconda is just a hair short of being a ruane
by f13nd8 June 12, 2011
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Ruan is a weird dude
Jack : Ruan is weird.
Darragh : yeah
Liam : yeah
by Totally not Ruan September 30, 2020
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Ruane

Ruane (ROO ayne): A ruane is the act of receiving a reach-around handjob while being anally penetrated by a man of considerably larger size. The word originates from the sounds emanating from the sexual act. The "ru" originates from the request for a reach-around being interrupted by the warning-less thrust from the parter. The "ane" applies to the guttural vocalizations following penetration. Some people also refer to this part of the word as the simple fact that the act includes anal.
Person 1: Dude, why are you walking funny? Did you get ruaned or something last night?

Person 2: I don't want to talk about it. Where's my doughnut pillow?
by whateverdudeguy March 4, 2009
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The biggest fucking knob you will meet in your life... A very good sidekick tho.
"Ryan, is Ruan your tiny man?"
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A word which descibes someone who hates everyone and everything, especially Muse, Patrick Swayze and Cashew Nuts.
Matt - 'I saw Patrick Swayze recently listening to Muse and noshing on a bag of Cashew Nuts'

Harv 'That bloke is such a Cunt and so are Muse and Cahsew Nuts taste like an unclean gash..!!'

Matt - 'God man, your such a Ruan..!!'
by Ru H... September 21, 2009
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His a sex magnet not going to lie about it,he will take your heart then your virginity,hes tall,blonde,blue eyed, aries,and all the girls want that type of guy in their life,dont ever lose one in your life keep him close,otherwise another girl will be his wife
Teresa: hey ruan you looking fcking hot today
Ruan: thanks good-looking
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The real full name of a You Tuber known as Pruane2Forever. He lives with his father, who he calls "Father John".
by AstridLover September 13, 2015
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