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What Seth F. uses to clean his toes. Also known as a Grouter or the oppisite of whatever you say it is.
J: Wow Seth, your toes are icky. Clean them.

S:I know I need to use a router to grouter them.

R: What?
Router by RedPita March 28, 2005
"Oh you see that girl over there."
"Yeah bro that's Router"
Router by routz January 1, 2025

Router Rape 

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.
Router Rape by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010

Router Wars 

Router Wars is another way of saying you have somebody's IP and you have the ability to take down somebody's Internet
Router Wars by 99Ninety September 19, 2020

ROUTER-MAN 

There Once Was a Race of GTA Player Referred to as Router MAN Legend Says Their Internet Was So Bad That They Could Teleport Anywhere Instantly to Gain The Advantage in Any Situation
They Were The First to Unlock The Teleportation Skill
Aye He A Router-Man
ROUTER-MAN by Ploop2 January 20, 2022

Router Nazi 

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.
John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.
Router Nazi by Sufjan September 3, 2007