noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey October 15, 2007
A post-wedding event, characterized by the bride gaining an entirely unhealthy and unsightly amount of weight. Usually this happens within the first year or two of marriage.
Kim isn't pregnant, she simply pulled the ripcord.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
Everybody's talking about Kim's (case of) ripcord. She shouldn't have let herself go like that.
by missteenwordpower May 12, 2006
noun. The act of opening a canned alcoholic beverage in a fashion resembling the pulling of a parachute ripcord. Typically done in a party atmosphere and produces less than the intended dramatic results. Usually considered the red headed step child of the more popular beer bong and shotgun. In short, a let down.
by WTConrey November 1, 2007
During a reach-around, the same person giving the reach-around is also licking ass, and when the receiver of the handjob has an orgasm, they simultaneously projectile feces on the person giving the reach-around and licking the asshole.
Dood what happened last night, what was that about wanting to go parachuting? No man, I had to hose her off because she totally ripcorded me!
by Master of the Ripcord August 2, 2010
ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap April 20, 2006
a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 28, 2011
Used to describe a male or female who was once of a slim build,however, following the start of a serious relationship has become much larger. Usually due to comfort around the new partner.
Jesus luc, have you seen Evans?
Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby
Yeah mate, his new Mrs pulled the ripcord on him. He has inflated like a life raft.fat obese chunky monkey elenormous chubby
by stusx10 April 27, 2016