When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy March 31, 2012
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After consuming mass quantities of beer, and nearing the pass-out stage, proceed to defecate in your shorts. Shake the solid turd out of your pant leg, leaving a trail of brown down your leg. It must be a solid turd to qualify for this definition.
"Boy that Charlie left one hell of a Chico State Rattle Snake last night", "I don't know whether to call Animal Control, or Waste Management!"
by Anthony1961 August 26, 2007
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sayin you got a big dick when you have to piss or pee. (used for guys only)
guy#1: hold up yall, stop the game, i gotta rattle the snake
by A - T0WN July 14, 2005
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A specific method of giving a blowjob. A Snake Rattle is performed by the performer using his/her tongue to shift the mosition of the penis within his/her mouth, slapping it on the performer's teeth. If done fast enough, a rattling sound & feeling is experienced.
"That Cindy's tongue is fucking amazing! Her Snake Rattle sent me hissing & spitting!"
by Monkeyfucker1 September 7, 2008
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