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Totally unexpected. To be surprising.
cheerleader #1 - So I hooked up with #71 last night!
cheerleader #2 - Um wow! That was totally rando!
rando by laceylu January 21, 2008
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A person met and used soley for sexual gratification. This word was shortend from the phrase random hook-up.
After Spitting game like hot fire Dave was pleasured by the rando.
I picked up a rando at speed dating but she thought it was more.
Rando by Testerline February 12, 2006
A very large vainy penis
Yalls got yourself a nice big rando there.

Bill jammed his rando inside of sally.
rando by Steve October 13, 2004
Usually used to describe members of the female sex who are hammered and/or of questionable cleanliness and morality....we do not know their names, we do not want to know their names. For some, they are to be avoided. For others, they are sought after while in an inebriated state. For still others, they are sought after, then upon waking in the morning, immediately regretted.
Used in a sentence: "So there I was, slammin' a rando, when the cops showed up and rolled the party."
Rando by Rude Hank November 7, 2011
somebody tripping out on a drug and is overreacting. the phrase goes ā€œ rando no can hando ā€œ
guy: dawg we go smoke this fatty after sku

guy 2: no ways, i’m one rando
rando by southway96706 December 3, 2019
A child with 2-inch long penis, usually counted as woman
Dave was pleasured by a bunch of randos.
Rando by Skaaba May 8, 2009