Punctuation

Symbols used to modify the words in languages using the Latin Alphabet
No-one uses punctuation correctly anymore...I'm pretty sure I'm the only one left who does...*sigh*
by Zankou December 24, 2008
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Punctuation

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by Rageman55 October 01, 2012
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punctuation pee

Final pee that marks the end of a bowel movement.
Tom was certain that his explosive diarrhea was finally over when his punctuation pee started.
by JudyAK May 09, 2011
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punctuation flatulence

When you emphasize something you say with a loud and protracted fart to make a more powerful statement.
My father was definitely the ultimate master of punctuation flatulence.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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Scarlet Punctuation

1. A woman's period. That time of the month.

2. When you can actually see the leakage through the clothing.
1. You better lay off of Gloria. She's got the Scarlet Punctuation.

2. Yo Jenny. You seem to have finished your sentence with some Scarlet Punctuation there, eh?
by McCock, the Crime Dick August 25, 2006
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calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008
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Co-Punctuating

The mutual or mirrored behavioral traits a close friend, significant other, or family member exhibits during a menstrual cycle, or per the punctuation euphemism, "period".
"My wife Jenny is on her period and eating tons of chocolate ice cream, so I'm co-punctuating with her"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"
by hartz0nFire September 08, 2022
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