psychiatrist

A modern-day version of a witch-hunter. In medieval times they used to burn recluses or anyone else they considered 'different' for being witches, werewolves or vampires. These days we have psychiatrists to put away people who are just trying to get on with their lives. They seem hell-bent on handing out drugs like they're sweets, probably because they have shares in the drug companies. Psychiatrists also make a fortune by finding excuses for thugs, murderers, rapists and thieves.

After a psychiatrist poked his nose into the case, a child-molester walked free today, free to carry out more heinous crimes. All because some white-coated confidence trickster, pound signs lighting up in his fish-like eyes, claimed the pervert's father wouldn't buy him a train set as a child and so he had been psychologically scarred.

by GSmith November 15, 2006

psychiatrist

A crazy, neurotic, drug dealing asshole that bitches about his taxes all day long, and then sits his coward ass back in his little office, and drugs people into disability.

psychiatrist: ok, here's some meds to get you sleeping at night and help your anxiety, so you can go back to work, and get off this 'cycle of dependency'.

by asshole54 June 3, 2015

psychiatrist

drug pusher with a PhD

just say "no" to the drug pushers

by guy March 26, 2005

psychiatrist

The stake of the fire.

With the fall of the poppy came psychiatry, and because death needs a hand, so came the psychiatrist.

by Phoenix Vindicare August 7, 2006

Psychiatrist

A girl that gives great head, oral sex. She is known as a head doctor.

Man, That girl gives awesome BJ's, I swear she is a Psychiatrist.

by mystikkal December 18, 2009

Psychiatrist

A medical doctor who diagnoses and treats mental illnesses. Informally referred to as a "shrink".

She was referred to a psychiatrist on account of her long-standing battle with depression.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

Psychiatrist

A nazi, hitman or hitwoman who forces drugs on people and acusses them of diseases they don't really have a person who is defined as a retarded serial killer in the eyes of a Nero scientists, endoscopy doctors, The Pope, tattoo artists, Wiccans, real Catholics, Straight-Edgers, Cardiologists, physical therapist or real trying doctors. . .. An attractive person who murders lots of people with drugs and trys to own people's souls with manipulation and sex with authority figures.

BRI: This psychiatrists im seeing is so hot but her forcive medication murdered my best friend. I can't think at all and it feels like my soul is detached from my body from her forcive medication she said she would get me fired from my job if i didn't take them but these shots & pills are making me suicidal and iv never been suicidal before, Sally why won't you text back? Please Sally text back im I'm scared these shots & pills are MAKING me suicidal! Please!?
Next day=Megan: Sally this is Bri's roommate Megan, Bri was found dead this morning from overdose of psychiatric drugs.

Sally: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!! I was out of town!!!! Those psychiatrists are evil!!!! I'm going to put all psychiatrists in prison for given BRI those shots!!!! *Sobbing* ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhh tell everyone tell the President tell everyone!!!! Psychiatrist are getting electric chair!!!! I'm calling lawyers now!!!! And police Detectives!!!! And I'm calling my heart doctor because I'm sad!!!! *sobbing*..

by Granith A Vegan-Celiac-Straigh December 2, 2018