A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.
I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.
by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006
Poon Refers to a Womans Vagina ....i.e. (poontang)...Jab is just the same ol Jab you've always known, it basically speaks for itself...Put 'em together You have a brutal word for a vaginal punch...A versatile word that takes on any part of speech.
i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.
(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.
(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.
i.e. (Noun): Denny is a damn Poonjab.
(Verb): I totally got poonjabed.
(Adjective): Denny is very poonjabbish.
by Chad Winans July 8, 2006
by f33bl3 June 5, 2003
Poonjab Billy talks and sexts hoes making them get wet, and sets up meeting times only to back out because he is a poonjab.
by Drew Pearson January 9, 2011
the opposite of a poonstab
I poonstabed her in the poonjab
by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 21, 2003
by clinton james Burgoyne August 24, 2009
by Hahn Highnote July 22, 2003