pooh bear it

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.

"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"

by misterpoohbear March 9, 2012

pooh bear it

A situation in which an individual is direly hungry and is currently in possession of a food paste spread that is within a jar. There is a common understanding between the individual and his/her friends that no utensils are nearby to formally consume the ration and everyone is too lazy to go get some. The result is for the individual to use one's own hand to savagely cup the substance in their palm to gather it for consumption; In a way that resembles Winnie the Pooh eating honey from a jar.

Friend 1- I got the Frito's Chili Cheese Dip!!!
Friend 2- Umm, we don't have any chips...
Friend 1- Ahhh screw it. I'm just gonna pooh bear it.

by reaperDROPRIDETODOOM January 17, 2010

Pooh Bear

Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.

He wore a yellow shirt today and I swear, he looked just like pooh bear!

by foxayyyy June 15, 2010

Pooh Bear

Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.

Boy: "She's like my little pooh bear, soft and warm... but I don't think she'd like that I said that..."

by winnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 15, 2010

Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Pooh Bear

A fellow, late night, removes his pants and boxers, and stumbled around to find a bathroom, with merely a t shirt on, fell into a shower, flushed a shower curtain, tried to jump in bed with me....

“Man, did you hear about Donny Mack?, he Pooh Beared me last night!

Or
Wyndley Pooh Beared route 100 that night....

by ValleyEWHA May 1, 2019

Pooh Bear

When you perform sexual acts on someone wearing only a T - Shirt, more specifically, a cropped red one

Timmy totally Pooh Bear’d Ryan in the back of the Home Depot. I heard his shirt was dirty

by Mr. Honey Pot March 15, 2022