Pissing in the wind

1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.

2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.
John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind
by Mr. Lefty July 20, 2014
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piss in the wind

An alternative way to sing the Bob Seeger song "Against the Wind", especially if it's 3:00 a.m., and you're drunk.
by MRT3 July 02, 2009
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piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.
Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.
by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008
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piss in the wind

go take your futility elsewhere. Your opinion was unfair.
Her: "watching you shove your personal angst into good poetry is like watching a fat woman trying to squeeze herself into my favorite dress."

Him: "Go piss in the wind."
by ALGGG January 19, 2008
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piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind
yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!
by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 October 03, 2016
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piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that
Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!
by Kevin February 04, 2004
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