a pil is a shortened version of the word pillock
Guys can we stop saying pil it is very offensive
by Mel Picker January 11, 2023
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Defined as the indecisiveness of a answering a simple question while coupled with the verbosity of the lengthy explanation
I asked Kevin who he was taking as a keeper in the DCFL and he gave me a typical Pil-berg response.
by Gary Gaslighter August 8, 2023
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Most likely where you are if you're drinking Molson's Old Style Pilsner Beer. This beer is great for shotgunning and features a green label with rabbits on it. Sold in western canada, which is where Pilsner drinkers refer to as pil country.

Also, there are large billboards on the highway all over western canada advertising "you're in pil country", just so nobody forgets.
Man 1: What are they drinking on that episode of Corner Gas?
Man 2: Duh, Pilsner beer, Saskatchewan is in the heart of pil country.

Driver: What's that billboard say?
Passenger: "You're in pil country", I think we're in western Canada.
by Praire_Boy June 18, 2009
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A 15-pack of Pilsner beer. Often found lying around university dormitories and in the homes of twenty-somethings across Canada.
"Hey wanna run down to the liquor store and pickup a pil cube?"

"I'm buying into a pil cube - good thing they're only $20!"
by Ethan Alleno May 22, 2012
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Canada, where you refer to being if you are drinking Canadian brewed pilsner beer. Billboards all over Canada display this message so no one forgets where pil country is.
man 1: i see your drinkin bud light
man 2: yes my favorite
man 1: well tonight your not in pil country
by LBSB June 11, 2007
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A sturdy timber or post that is laid horizontal between two wooden supports and used for correction and other light spanking.
Normally made out of the salt encrusted oak of former naval vessels ensuring that the pil beam is solid and free from chafing.
It was thought to have originated in the early 16th century in the South west of England and was first mentioned in Brother Callicot's ecclesiastical tome 'Under ye leather Hud'.
A working example is still kept in operation in Wormwood scrubs prison. This is required by law as some present day statutes still have the Pil beam as a condition awarded in court for minor offences such as home taping from the radio.
'The village fete is crap this year'
'Hang on, things are livening up, the Pil beam is being wheeled out'.

'Hand me another C45, I am going to tape the Steve Wright show off the radio'
'You know you can end up over a Pil beam for something like that'.
by sancudos January 8, 2011
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the thing you swallow when you boyfriend is too pauper to buy condoms

pauper: poor in dutch
i have to take de pil because luuk is too pauper to buy condoms
by Sander van den Berg November 29, 2016
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