Pidgeon

Sceene, emo kid, poser, cuntrag bitch, rapes dogs and other animals.

Ryan Rogerson-Dupuis is such a pidgeon

by gjhfggjhfg May 30, 2008

Pidgeon

A pidgeon is a white cracker who is a necropediphile who warp speeds his grandmother anally.

Teo Kesic is a pidgeon.

by Dave Harvey-Smith May 16, 2008

pidgeoning

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"

by zingit May 28, 2005

pidgeon kicker

Someone who takes out his frustrations on an unrelated but easy to punish other.

Johann, in typical pidgeon kicker style, screamed at the homeless panhandler because his boss had earlier chewed him out for showing up to work drunk.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Shooting Pidgeons

Term for having nothing to do, and instead amusing yourself with inane distractions.

Jack: "So, what you been up to lately?"

George: "Just shooting pidgeons."

by Grandmaster Jack October 25, 2009

that's not your pidgeon

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.

Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

by frannykt October 18, 2006

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005