pickleweasel

a rare weasel who is attracted to mountain pickles and maggie hoeltje.

the pickle weasel humped maggie's leg

by batman dude thing goblin person stuff August 1, 2003

pickleweasel

The polite definition for a penis ferret.

That guy is such a pickleweasel.

by Bognar September 18, 2007

pickleweasel

an Alaskan weasel who mainly consumes pickles

That pickleweasel ate all the god damn pickles!

by Sally Johnson Montana May 19, 2008

pickleweasel

a strange girl that wears scarves and goosebumps shirts.

"why hello there, pickle weasel!"

by Kelly October 3, 2003

pickleweasel

It's a Derek (Tango) Gould.

by anonymous July 9, 2003

pickleweasel

a moose that looks like a) a wild mountain pickle or b) a evil mung pickle.

the pickleweasel garumphed over the shazwar

by Jimbob December 10, 2003

Pickleweasel

Soak your dick in vinegar for at least 3days and then bang a dude while he isn't paying attention

He didn't see the pickleweasel comingp

by Eltigreloco February 5, 2023