something men force woman to place in theirs mouths and shove it down their throats, whilst trying not to gag and suck on until the man cums and then the poor females have to swallow the disgusting salty flavoured substance.
1.Oh My God! You expect me to put that in my mouth, huni my throat just aint designed to fit that monstrosity.

2. wheres the rest of it???

3.awwww, how cute its hiding....what thats it?(disappointment)
by a woman April 4, 2005
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a genius about random penis facts
Todd is such a penius, I never knew so much about penises until I talked with him.
by Humbero Bumberto February 25, 2008
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one who is expert, and knows everything about a penis. aka a penis genius, duh.
Dude, you should so go talk to that chick, i hear shes a penius.

Wow, that chick was such a penius, i actually stayed for breakfast.
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When a man does something hella stupid in an attempt to impress a hot girl.
I can’t believe he thought making out with your best friend would make you want to date him... such a penius move!

“Dude, you’re such a penius!”
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That was a great idea! It was Penius!
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Someone who believes they are a genius but really they're just a penis. A smart-ass.
Aren't you a penius. Wow, what a penius. Thanks a lot penius.
by ffry444 May 15, 2013
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