The bets penguin out there hands down. Whenever I'm down, Private is there. Whenever I'm sad, Private is there. Whenever I'm , private is there. Whenever I'm about to perform the most ridiculous stunt, Private is always there to support me; no matter what. He's always by my side and he will always be on your too. #ILOVEPENGUINS
Daniel: Hey have you seen that Madagascar movie yet?
Jefrey: Nah I'm racist and I hate monkeys, but I've heard something about the other animals.
Daniel: Have you heard of the Penguin?
Jefrey: Oh of course! That Private Penguino is the best dude! He totally ROCKS!
by ademiir May 18, 2022
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A woman who is traumatized but conveniently loves penguins
Person A: "You're a penguino!"
Person B: "Why? Cause I have childhood trauma?'
Person A: "Yeah! AND you like Penguins!"
by Penguino0607 July 1, 2023
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