OpposingFork's Urbans are a collection of funny, full of forky lore and fun readable by any ages stories that are interactive and educational, a must read for all ages from 3 year olds to stinky 94 year olds who smell of potatoes, they have a meaning in them that must be learnt by everyone, they teach life lessons and make the world a better place, they tell opposingfork's story, his unusual bizzare and plentyfull of events story.
by Dako123 November 1, 2023
OpposingFork once was travelling to find blue tomatoes for his secret bad sandwich recipe, they are very rare to find but opposingfork is very good at finding them, but this time the sky was an unusual color, it was blue dark. Usually the sky is blue because blue tomatoes get made from tomatoes and blue purple juice. This time when fork tried extracting blue purple juice, he accidentally extracted scary juice and made scary tomatoes. They are the opposite of blue tomatoes and if replaced with scary tomatoes in the bad sandwich recipe, they make OpposingSpoon's Good Sandwich! Opposingfork almost died that day. Thats why he wasnt online on 25th October 2023. This was a very scary day.
OpposingFork Scary Juice Incident, oh no opposingspoon almost killed opposingfork, this day was very worst!
by Dako123 October 29, 2023
OpposingFork's Sad Story, we always ask when is the next opposingfork's ___ urban, but we never ask how is OpposingFork's ____ urban 😕. well fork....... wel forky...😨ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ foky😠fok🥺fk😨frk😥fðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
by Dako123 November 1, 2023
OpposingFork's True Identity is that hes actually not syrian, now you may be surprised but........................ He showed very good proof hes white, but how could that be syrians are mostly brown and fork is white?! He showed undeniable proof, he cant be lying, so he must be the cat nerd pfp snund wasabi guy's secret lost half brother, snund wasabi guy's mother made out with the white neighbour and forky was born, then he was abandoned at a near syrian refugee facility, then was adopted by a syrian family! They have a very brotherly connection so that must be the case.
by Dako123 October 31, 2023
OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich is like gordon ramseys idiot sandwich, it is very expensive. Made with 2 perfect slices of caveman bread, fried in finest of coconut oil, then with care a blue tomato is gently pressed against opposingfork's secret salty white sauce, the radioactive chicken leg is not forgotten and barbequed with pepper x hot sauce right into the perfect bad sandwich, giving it a distinct Opposingfork's bad sandwich taste.
by Dako123 October 29, 2023
OpposingFork's Nazist Ideals are a strict set of ideals set for jewish people for wanting to erase the palestinian ethnicity by bombing children in Gaza. Opposingfork says that hitler was just misunderstood and he was never the bad guy, he was a hero, but he didint succeed in stopping the jews and now palestinian children must suffer because people tought he was bad, oh well, fork wants to continue what hitler couldnt finish.
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OpposingFork's Nazist Ideals WHAT
by Dako123 October 30, 2023
OpposingFork 2.5 miles away is opposing fork many miles away he doesnt use miles however it is significant to note that the closest toilet to opposingforks house is 2.5 miles away. Fork doesnt own a toilet, so when he wants to poop he walks 2.5 miles to the nearest toilet, fork can hold his poop for 2 hours so he doesnt have to worry since he has plenty of time to reach the toilet.
the toilet of OpposingFork 2.5 miles away !
by Dako123 October 25, 2023