A sandwich you make for somebody with an open face. They can't figure out how to close their mouth, you give em an open face sandwich.
The open face sandwich is for lunch or whenever you get hungry for one, anytime you get hungry for one period ends the statement
by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016
An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.
by TannerChap July 8, 2010
Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.
The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".
The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".
by Me_Gusta September 26, 2010
A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.
This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
by Big Evil! November 29, 2004
When you receive criticism followed by an insincere compliment, usually at a job review. Done when someone gets so upset after criticism that they are pacified with a "compliment" in order to shut them up.
Chris was mad because his job review was terrible, so his boss made up a random compliment to make him feel better. Chris did not fall for this Open-Faced Compliment Sandwich and remained angry. Grrr.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.
See also: Compliment Sandwich.
by xarasia October 16, 2013
The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
by P-Dubious February 28, 2009
The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.
by Crappy Diaper September 28, 2007