rub one out

masturbate. literally, rub until you orgasm.

also known as "rub it out"

Damn, that made me really horny. I'm gonna have to go rub one out.

by Noelle March 15, 2003

pour one out

To pour an alcoholic drink on the ground in tribute, typically to respect a dead or incarcerated friend. The drink symbolizes one which should have been enjoyed by the absent person.

After Jim died, his friends decided to pour one out whenever they drank together, in honor of his memory.

"One for me, and one for my fallen homies," Chris said, as he poured one out.

by RightWhereItsAt September 24, 2006

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity

I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.

by smackingoneout February 28, 2012

Spray One Out

To masturbate furiously with explosive results

I love working from home because I can spray one out whenever I want!

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James: Wanna go for a cider?

Jack: I'll just spray one out and then we can go

by jjdash January 6, 2011

nut one out

to ejaculate; to bust a nut; to pump semen; to explode; to burst; to release; to rub one out

He let me nut one out all over his face.

I let him nut one out in my ass.

by chatsauvage January 27, 2014

bash one out

to wank, masturbate, jack off

I got home and bashed one out

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004