Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.
urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
*scoots over*
urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"
by skid mark vz March 08, 2008
Get the one five three rulemug. Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.
by RageQTR November 30, 2009
Get the one handed high fivemug. When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking
guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."
by OneViolence April 09, 2016
Get the Half-way Low One-finger High-fivemug. The numbers spelled out
The word “zero one two three four five six seven eight nine” is not used in a sentence. It’s used to spell out the numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 instead of writing them as digits.
by bluestinger66 September 02, 2022
Get the zero one two three four five six seven eight ninemug. 