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obstruction of cop

A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop

obstructionist 

One who systematically impedes or interrupts progress.
Obstructionist Examples

The person blocking the middle of the shopping isle that does not realize your presence.

someone who attempts to impede passage of legislation by the use of delaying tactics.

obstructicator 

(n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.
The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department.
obstructicator by Heptune May 19, 2005

vaginal obstruction 

the equivilent of "cock block", but in terms of females
if a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and someone tries to interfere, therefore obstructing their vagina - vaginal obstruction
vaginal obstruction by melkayz September 6, 2010

inteslanal obstruction 

n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars.

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Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam!

I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate.

I kind of get a charge out of those guys.

Really? You really said that.

Obstruction of Justice 

an action that takes years of practice and is only Mastered by a few. There is only one person so far that has mastered this action. President Donald Trump
Donald Trump insists on self impeaching with obstruction of justice.
Obstruction of Justice by datgv September 24, 2019