nosebleed

Slang for Cherry flavored cough syrup used in the drink Lean.

Hey homie fuck that grape lemme get nosebleed

by JamesTheIsraeliShill January 26, 2018

nosebleeds

Seats in the nosebleed section of an arena or other sports stadium.

The only tickets left were for seats up in the nosebleeds.

by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006

nosebleeds

A very high stakes poker game where the stakes are so high players will nosebleed because of all the money swings if they are not prepared for it.

- Have you seen Durrrr yesterday in the nosebleeds
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.

by kinghippo423 November 24, 2009

*nosebleed*

when a nerd see something hot that they cant comprehend like a naked girl on a cam or just get over excited about something dumb on the computer and the blood rush to there head

OHMYGAWD she's takin her bra off *nosebleed*

by Na'Tasha October 30, 2007

Nosebleed

Nosebleed is a weaboo’s way of saying coming when they see something attractive.

Omg like I just nosebleed all over my keyboard ~ uwu

by Dingolingo64 April 26, 2019

Nosebleed

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

by Deemdoo August 04, 2007

Nosebleed

Periods for noses

P1 "Yo look Jason got beat up and he has a Nosebleed!" P2 "Isn't that a period for noses?" P1 "Never speak to me again"

by IAmDinnerRoll June 06, 2020