nosebleed 

A code red mountain dew, with a shot of five hour energy drink in it.

Dude, im so tired... I'm gonna pound a couple nosebleeds.

nosebleed by SDMAllnight October 16, 2010

Nosebleed 

I an ultra secretive term used by FW33T ELITE members to describe when they have sharted.

Dydoo: I have to fart.
Deemdoo: Well, come on then...
Dydoo: Ah crap it went back in.
Deemdoo: Boo.....
Dydoo: I'll be right back I'm going to go wash my hands
Deemdoo: Ok
(15 minutes later)
Deemdoo: What took so long?!
Dydoo: I had a Nosebleed
(Several days later)
Dydoo: Remember how I said I had a nosebleed? Yea I didn't have a nosebleed....I sharted...had to throw my underwear in the garbage can and everything...Hahaha
Deemdoo: SMAW!!!!!

Nosebleed by Deemdoo August 4, 2007

nosebleed 

Slang for Cherry flavored cough syrup used in the drink Lean.

Hey homie fuck that grape lemme get nosebleed

nosebleed by JamesTheIsraeliShill January 26, 2018

Nosebleed 

Periods for noses

P1 "Yo look Jason got beat up and he has a Nosebleed!" P2 "Isn't that a period for noses?" P1 "Never speak to me again"

Nosebleed by IAmDinnerRoll June 6, 2020

Nosebleed 

See: Nose Period

I had my weekly nosebleed/nose period today

Nosebleed by UltimateDoge October 11, 2022

*nosebleed* 

when a nerd see something hot that they cant comprehend like a naked girl on a cam or just get over excited about something dumb on the computer and the blood rush to there head

OHMYGAWD she's takin her bra off *nosebleed*

*nosebleed* by Na'Tasha October 30, 2007

nosebleed seats 

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007