Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.
Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!
by The Dodger January 9, 2005
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When you're on your period and you wake up in the morning and get out of bed and all the blood rushes out like a waterfall.
I didn't want to get out of bed today because I was scared of Niagara Falls.
by thirty12 June 26, 2015
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Niagara Falls, NY: A shithole.
Niagara Falls, ON, Canada: Slightly better than Niagara Falls, New York, but still a shithole, despite what people think. Due to the tourism many are deluded into thinking that Niagara Falls is a clean, thriving city. This is primarily due to the upkeep of the tourist section of it, however, one only has to go up a couple blocks from the main tourist area to be in the dirtiest, grimiest part of town.
If Niagara Falls, NY, is a shithole, Niagara Falls, ON is an outhouse.
by anemicangst February 24, 2009
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Do not confuse Niagara Falls, New York for Niagara Falls, Ontario. Niagara Falls, NY is a hole. Niagara Falls, ON is beautiful. Then again, most Americans have yet to actually visit the real Niagara Falls.
Only thing Niagara Falls, NY is good for is cheap gas. Even the whores in Niagara Falls, ON are better.
by Snickerdo September 1, 2004
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This only applies to the NY side. A crappy city in Western New York that lost half its population between 1970 and now. A place of high crime, dead celebrities, abandoned houses, and corrupt politicians. Basically, everything here is good until the government takes interest in it. The last mayor of Niagara Falls (speaking of which, they haven't re-elected a mayor in about 25 years) was just indicted. The main attractions on our side of the gorge are: abandoned factories, smelly toxic waste dumps, and Indian restaurants. Niagara Falls, Ontario is the opposite. Niagara Falls' nickname is no longer "The Honeymoon Capital of the World", it is now "Dyster's Dystopia", named for our mayor who will likely be the fifth one-term mayor of Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls, Ontario is the opposite.
If hell is like Niagara Falls, I will be a good little boy for the rest of my life.
by Ex-Niagarian March 27, 2011
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When a girl makes a girl horny.
Kennedy Jardine makes me Niagara Falls.
by kennedys_soulmate October 17, 2020
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My period.
Girl 1: Omg you leaked
Girl 2: Yeah I know! It’s like Niagara Falls down there!
by cheesefanatic June 1, 2018
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