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myspace angles 

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
myspace angles by Benjah February 16, 2006

myspace angles 

Originating from the myspace community, this term has come into common use to describe a style of photography used to make unattractive people appear attractive, often by positioning the camera at strange angles and using extreme close-ups.

It is quite popular on myspace user profiles, in an attempt to hide fat and other undesired features from the camera and fool others into thinking the person realy is attractive.
"Dude, what are you talking about? That chick's probably ugly. Look at her pictures... she's got the myspace angles!"
myspace angles by cyberpimp July 11, 2006

myspace angles 

The angles that ugly girls on myspace take photos of themselves to hide their ugly faces, fat, etc.
This girl's gotta be ugly, shes got all the myspace angles.
myspace angles by xdustin July 16, 2008

Myspace Angles 

There's more than meets the eye.

Somewhat cute 'Myspace Angles' girl is not somewhat cute.
Myspace Angles by Gleeius May 23, 2008

Myspace Angles 

When you view a girls picture on Myspace and she looks really hot so you ask her to hang out and she is actually not that hot at all.
Did you see Alyssa's pic on Myspace?

Yeah but some kid told me she is just working the Myspace angles.
Myspace Angles by Karma_II April 22, 2009

myspace angel 

Picture of a hot girl only due to the extreme angle of the photo taken by the angel only a mother of a fat chick would see as beautiful.
Photographs are usually un-doctored or otherwise shopped.
Dude, that chick from the internet was a total MySpace Angel. Too bad Jabba the Hut ate her.