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Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.
Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

Oh my god I am so pissed 

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,
Oh my god I am so pissed