My backpack got pissed on

A Snapchat story posted by Malcolm Anderson.

Person A: My backpack got pissed on

Person B: L

My backpack got pissed on by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits 

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits by manfromengland November 10, 2010

Oh my god I am so pissed 

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

Oh my god I am so pissed by Evilous Dark Power November 1, 2020