Most badass security force ever. We have a zero tolerance policy for homosexuals (Mitch) and child molesters (Brighton). We do not issue warnings; we simply shoot you in the face.
Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
by MVSecurity June 2, 2011
The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
by BBC eater February 14, 2019
A normal middle school with a great band program. The main administration (mainly the vice principals) are very uptight and have lots of stupid rules. You WILL get In School Suspension, most likely for a stupid reason. Note: The admin always takes the girl's side.
by k-ven w. August 12, 2008
A high school in Mountain view arkansas that is the dead center of the teen sex capitol of the world. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and all the girls want a cock in them so bad and it is hoter then the devil's ass.And people come from miles around to get some teen ass.
by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010
Mountain View High School is a school in the EMUHSD, it's not as known as RHS, or EMHS, or SEMHS, or AHS, You can actually see mountains if you are in the fields. School Starts after the bell rings at 8AM. There's alot of Hispanics here, some asian, a few of other race like Blacks, & Jews. This school isn't fun & loving like most of the common schools. When you're not paying attention you could lose a PEN, or some really valuable items. There's lack of School Spirit, barely any prep rallies, only time i hear people cheering is when we win a game, that lasts for not even half a day. well only friends of friends in the team are happy everybody else could CARELESS. People You'd See here are Jocks, Asians, wanna be Shufflers, stoners, wanna be's cholas, cool kids, fit ins, rebellious teens, skater or punks guys with long hair. girls who spray shit loads of perfume. & people who leave their trash behind after lunch. School has the wackest theme dances, ASB really lacks ideas. The Club FAME, is stupid, they make it sound all good but once you're in it, it' s pointless, doesn't help you with anything. Choir sounds like they chipmunks teaching..
Missings: Key Club, Red Cross, Swim Team, badminton, Choreo, Prep Rallies, Songs, AUDITORIUM,
Favorites; Vista, Year Book, & French Club.
Missings: Key Club, Red Cross, Swim Team, badminton, Choreo, Prep Rallies, Songs, AUDITORIUM,
Favorites; Vista, Year Book, & French Club.
Mountain View High School has "wanna be cholos" are the people who scream out EMF, and go EE.
for ex)
Teacher:"Students, take our your book"
Student;EMF"
Students: "EE, aye teacher he's from EMF"-__-
Teacher: Dawgs*// or sents kids out.
Kiis Fm came to our school only like 10 people payed attention. CARELESS
Me: LOOK ITS KIIS FM
Students Not paying attention*
for ex)
Teacher:"Students, take our your book"
Student;EMF"
Students: "EE, aye teacher he's from EMF"-__-
Teacher: Dawgs*// or sents kids out.
Kiis Fm came to our school only like 10 people payed attention. CARELESS
Me: LOOK ITS KIIS FM
Students Not paying attention*
by Kiss It, it's the truth. January 20, 2011
This school sucks Ice is goated McMillen is so mean and the only nice principal is the head princible this place makes you want to rip your hair out Pierce is ok but Riegel is so mean
by Camden sus boy February 6, 2023
Mountain view is a good school where kids from across beaverton go. The kids that usually go there are the kids from Hazeldale that didn't aply for option schools. These kids can do band, choir,art,tech,pe,spainsh.ect...
Their school mascot is a Mountaineers...?
Their school mascot is a Mountaineers...?
Ellie: I cannot wait for middle school! I'm going to Mountain View Middle School! Rigena: Trust me your going to wish that you had waited
by somee kidd January 17, 2018