funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

funky monkey by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

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funky monkey dance

v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with in a particularly animalistic manner.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse in a particularly animalistic manner.

I walked in the room, and there they were, doing the funky monkey dance.

funky monkey dance by Hairy Monkey April 29, 2006

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Funky Monkey

Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!

I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.

Funky Monkey by billclay October 6, 2009

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Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

Funky monkey by thebigtuft November 19, 2011