When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 12, 2018
A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.
"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
by David Shaw February 17, 2004
by Joshua Ray Teelman December 21, 2017
A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
by Gsjldxnjfx November 16, 2020
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
by theironavenger September 18, 2009
A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
by Tomster1988 July 11, 2006
by Vinny Pinto January 22, 2016